Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing.
Craig FergusonThere are rumors that there is a John Edwards sex tape. People say it's twenty minutes of Edwards caressing and stroking...And that's just the part where he fixes his hair.
Craig FergusonYou know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry about it, so you worry about other stuff.
Craig FergusonThe worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.
Craig FergusonScientists say over the next hundred years, the coast of California will sink almost five feet. So the presidential candidates need to do something. Mitt Romney is conflicted. On one hand, he denies that global warming exists. But if California is under water, he would definitely win the next election.
Craig Ferguson