Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.
Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.
Nothing says romance like hobos, martyrs and decapitations.
I watched the Republican debate. At one point, the candidates said there are no classes in America, a point then hotly debated by all six rich white guys that were there.
People sometimes say to me: "Craig, get out of my garden."
I come from a very critical culture. You know the Scots. They're always saying: 'Oh, no. It will never work. You'll never amount to anything. You've got to know your place in the world.