My mother was tickled and I think kind of proud when my father got hit on my an attractive middle-aged Asian lady who hadn't noticed he was with his family. He was certainly pleased about it.

I would prefer as a viewer to watch the mistakes. I am my own blooper reel, as it happens.

After all this time I found that the novel is in fact punk rock.

I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.

Acid gave me a clinical, unblinking look at madness, and I discovered I wasn't brave enough to be insane.

They've found a link between chemicals in shampoo and obesity. If you're eating shampoo, your weight is the least of your concerns.

A number of U.S. colleges are going to start having dorms for alcoholics. I believe those are called dorms.