It turns out that speeding irresponsibly in a large truck, placing personal wealth ahead of the welfare of others, is one of the greatest sins in the Universe.

It's a great day for America, everybody! It's Monday, woo.

I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.

In Washington, the U.S. House passed a bill unanimously. Every single member of both parties voted for it. What was it? To deny Social Security benefits to Nazis. So from now on, no SS for the SS.

Sarah Palin has managed to use her failed vice presidential run to put herself in a position of power and influence. Joe Biden won the race and he hasn't been able to put himself in a position of power and influence.

I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't.

Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy.