Betty White met with President Obama at the White House. President Obama invited Betty personally because she's great with animals. And the president's still having a tough time house-training Joe Biden.

Ocean's 13 is all about cool people having a good time, and who doesn't want to see that? Well you, apparantly, 'cause you're watching me.

It's a great day for America, everybody! It's Monday, woo.

Pies were invented 12,000 years ago by the Egyptians. It was an easy way to preserve food that would be carried over long distances. They were like ancient Slim Jims.

If you can't trust, you can't be trustworthy.

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I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable.