Betty White met with President Obama at the White House. President Obama invited Betty personally because she's great with animals. And the president's still having a tough time house-training Joe Biden.

My pilot's license. I'm proud of that.

Things were very different back in 1992. There was unrest in the Middle East, we had a gridlocked Congress, and everybody was talking about Bill Cosby.

My mother was tickled and I think kind of proud when my father got hit on my an attractive middle-aged Asian lady who hadn't noticed he was with his family. He was certainly pleased about it.

I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.

The Universe is very, very big.

I view my own body as a petting zoo. I am the main attraction... And the only customer.