Even though it's warm here in L.A., people still have to wear layers - at least until their plastic surgery heals.
Craig FergusonIt was on this day that the Bahamas declared independence. Before that they were a British colony. The British Empire lost Canada and the Bahamas, to name just a couple. Britain's been dumped more times than Taylor Swift. But did they go writing whining songs about it? No.
Craig FergusonThat's the thing about terrorism - it works. Especially for the terrorists - they might not get what they want but it feels damn good trying.
Craig FergusonMy job is to find the politicians and the presidents and the pompous people who are telling other people how to live, powerful, visible creatures and ... go at them.
Craig Ferguson