I think the scores for Olympic gymnastics are affected by what countries the judge and the gymnast are from. That's wrong. That type of political pandering isn't meant for gymnastic Olympic events. It's meant for the Supreme Court.

So far rich people have been very quiet about the possibility of getting taxes raised on them, but that doesn't mean they won't get mad about it, it just means they don't know about it. Because it takes a while for bad news to reach a rich person. First their accountant has to tell the butler, who has to tell the servant, who wouldn't dare interrupt their game of croquet.

Laughter separates us from despair and gives us a chance at love.

Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

She still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy. I do have a knack for finding great women.

That's the thing about terrorism - it works. Especially for the terrorists - they might not get what they want but it feels damn good trying.