If you absolutely believe that what you do is right, you're bullet-proof.

Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations.

I enjoy bathing, as many Europeans don't.

He will know from and early age that failure is not disgrace. It's just a pitch that you missed, and you'd better get ready for the next one. The next one might be the shot heard round the world. My son and I are Americans, we prepare for glory by failing until we don't.

I became a terrible drunk or alcoholic - or a good one depending on your point of view.

I salute Rick Perry for the way he's trying to overcome this. Today he came out and said he's not one of those slick politicians, that this just shows his human side, and some third excuse he can't remember.

I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.