If you absolutely believe that what you do is right, you're bullet-proof.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay teeth.

Sometimes my pathology just spills out into the camera doesn't it?

Thank heaven Election Day is over. No more campaign ads, no more mud-slinging, no more candidates pretending they're straight. It's over!

A number of U.S. colleges are going to start having dorms for alcoholics. I believe those are called dorms.

For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful - the politicians, the Trumps, the blowhards - going after them. We shouldn't be attacking the vulnerable.