I would prefer as a viewer to watch the mistakes. I am my own blooper reel, as it happens.

There's a commercial break coming and I'm very excited about it and you know why? Because that's what keeps daddy in suits.

Valentine's Day is celebrated a little differently here in L.A. Nobody eats chocolate because of the calories, so people give each other tofu-shaped boxes filled with bean curd. Then they fantasize about what their Pilates instructor would be like if he was straight.

I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christmas Day. Whoever I had become had to die.

The idea of having Australians upset at me is just awful.

You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor.

If you absolutely believe that what you do is right, you're bullet-proof.