I would prefer as a viewer to watch the mistakes. I am my own blooper reel, as it happens.

I don't see my show as a stepping stone to something else like some people, who get a job then have a foot out the door looking for their next job.

My mother was tickled and I think kind of proud when my father got hit on my an attractive middle-aged Asian lady who hadn't noticed he was with his family. He was certainly pleased about it.

Even a chameleon needs the proper amount of suction.

Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations.

Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck.

My job is to find the politicians and the presidents and the pompous people who are telling other people how to live, powerful, visible creatures and ... go at them.