It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television.

Clay Aiken ran for Congress in North Carolina. But he didn't make it. Clay Aiken is famous for coming in second in a TV popularity contest that most people got fed up with years ago. He also lost on 'American Idol.'

At CBS, I’m in your house. I’m mindful of that. When I do standup, you’re in my home and I can say what I want to.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

During the cold war, West Berlin was an exclave - a tiny outpost of liberalism surrounded by people who want to crush it. It was like Austin, Texas.

Apple released the upgraded version of the iPhone 4, called the iPhone 4S. I think the S stands for suckers.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.