It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television.

I think I'm just someone that just tries to get by. I'm kind of - if it was during the Second World War, I'd be a black marketeer, I think.

I think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling.

Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.

Aphrodisiacs come in many forms: food, drink, the internet.

Jeb Bush announced today on the Internet that he may run for president. The next presidential election could be Bush vs. Clinton. It will be like 1992 all over again except I won't be in rehab.

President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it’s not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He filed the paperwork, redesigned his website, and printed another fake birth certificate.