This is my first week as an American citizen. It's amazing. Now I can vote in the general election - and for American Idol.

A lot of people in their 30's get nostalgic for their teen years. Then they get jobs in TV, become bitter and jaded and prematurely old. Then they turn their nostalgia into great television.

Dell Computers announced they're releasing a competitor for the iPad. Now it is, in fact, a great alternative for people who already have an iPad, but are fed up with it working all the time.

The three drunkest cities in America: Fresno, Riverside, and whatever Mel Gibson is driving through.

Apple released the upgraded version of the iPhone 4, called the iPhone 4S. I think the S stands for suckers.

Twas the night before Thanksgiving.

There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin.