Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.

That's why I believe in a Constitution which separates church from state. I've seen what happens when they get in cahoots.

I said that the only way I could have a band that would work in the format of my show is if the band were crap. So if I have a band they'd have to really suck.

The 'Star Wars' movie is coming out. Disney has kept the details of the movie under wraps because they're not Sony.

Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people.

That's the thing about terrorism - it works. Especially for the terrorists - they might not get what they want but it feels damn good trying.

On that same tour we ran into a band at Aylesbury Friars, a biggish venue in Oxfordshire, England. They were a four-piece from Ireland called U2. They seemed like nice fellows and they sounded pretty good, but we didn’t keep in touch. They’re probably taxi drivers and accountants by now.