Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.

Self help books are pointless. Here's something for you... Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and self help books are from Uranus.

I realized women and humor were linked very closely.

I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.

I'm a terrible interviewer. I'm not a journalist - although I have a Peabody Award - and I'm not really a late-night host. What I am is honest.

I enjoy bathing, as many Europeans don't.

Here in Los Angeles, school's out for summer. For thousands of school kids, this is the first week of summer vacation. And for thousands of parents, it's the first week of hell.