Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.

A lot of the U.S. used to be part of Mexico, including Arizona. But they're a bit touchy about that right now.

Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut.

I view my own body as a petting zoo. I am the main attraction... And the only customer.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

People sometimes say to me: "Craig, get out of my garden."

You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry about it, so you worry about other stuff.