Self help books are pointless. Here's something for you... Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and self help books are from Uranus.

I'm always a bit shy around evil people.

Bush's memoir is 512 pages. To be fair, 200 of those pages are just games and puzzles.

I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass.

Sarah Palin. Remember Sarah Palin? She is adorable. She is back on the campaign trail. Really. She's going to campaign in the Senate runoff in Georgia. As soon as she finds out where Georgia is.

Here in Los Angeles, school's out for summer. For thousands of school kids, this is the first week of summer vacation. And for thousands of parents, it's the first week of hell.

You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor.