Self help books are pointless. Here's something for you... Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and self help books are from Uranus.

There's going to be a new cable-TV channel for dogs. Dogs don't even watch TV. But the schedule came out today. And they've got great shows, like Barks & Recreation and Game of Bones.

Cannabis always made me paranoid; I felt like people were watching me. And now I'm sober, and I've got this talk show in the middle of the night on CBS, and I now know that no one is watching me.

I think the scores for Olympic gymnastics are affected by what countries the judge and the gymnast are from. That's wrong. That type of political pandering isn't meant for gymnastic Olympic events. It's meant for the Supreme Court.

Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me.

According to a new study, our email is not as safe as we thought. How do they know this? They've been reading my email.

I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.