If we are now holding late-night talk-show hosts to the same moral accountability as we hold politicians or clergymen, I'm out. I'm gone.

Fat is where comedy is stored.

Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.

That's here on CBS, where the 'C' stands for 'Classy' and the 'BS' speaks for itself.

CBS announced they're canceling As The World Turns. Don't worry though, if you're addicted to the twisted plots, the intrigue, the illicit sex, you can still watch golf.

When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die.

I've got young kids, so it suits me to do a job which keeps me in town right now.