HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

Aphrodisiacs come in many forms: food, drink, the internet.

Pies were invented 12,000 years ago by the Egyptians. It was an easy way to preserve food that would be carried over long distances. They were like ancient Slim Jims.

I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.

Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell said recently that Hollywood needs to re-evaluate what they're doing because movies these days are all filled with gay sex and extramarital affairs. And I thought, 'Have fun in Congress then.

Stand by your bed and salute me.

Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken. Infallibility is a sin in any man. All laws can be broken and are. Often.