HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.

Technically my dog's naked most of the time. Except halloween, when I dress him up as Liza Minelli.

Scientists say over the next hundred years, the coast of California will sink almost five feet. So the presidential candidates need to do something. Mitt Romney is conflicted. On one hand, he denies that global warming exists. But if California is under water, he would definitely win the next election.

President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it’s not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He filed the paperwork, redesigned his website, and printed another fake birth certificate.

Fat is where comedy is stored.

Congratulations to the NBA champion Boston Celtics - they beat the Los Angeles Lakers by 39 points. Or as Hillary Clinton would say, "Too close to call.