HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

Friday's turmoil in global markets looks set to continue to exert a dominant force on the foreign exchange markets. The usual trend when U.S. stocks fall is that the U.S. dollar suffers.

I'm a vulgar lounge entertainer, I don't need to wear a tie.

Fat is where comedy is stored.

You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor.

Ratings experts say the best way to get people to watch during sweeps is to leave the audience with a question that won't be answered until the next time the show is on. You know, like Who shot J.R.? I like to think I do this every night - the question is, Is this show still on?

I salute Rick Perry for the way he's trying to overcome this. Today he came out and said he's not one of those slick politicians, that this just shows his human side, and some third excuse he can't remember.