Every year law schools churn out thousands of lawyers. We don't need any more lawyers. We need more lawyers like we need more talk-show hosts.

I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.

You know, I think there's a good rule of thumb here: Don't take nutritional advice from other species.

Bush's memoir is 512 pages. To be fair, 200 of those pages are just games and puzzles.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.

Democrats in state legislatures are at their lowest level since the 1920s. President Obama has a can't-miss strategy to save the party in 2016. He's leaving.