I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.

Technically my dog's naked most of the time. Except halloween, when I dress him up as Liza Minelli.

I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.

Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.

I don't know how much of a natural human I am. Y'know, the truth is, I never set out to do that, and I don't think of myself like that. I don't think like that. It's not really about promotion - I don't really understand the idea of promotion, talking to a camera for more money. That's just money. And I like money, don't get me wrong. I don't know. I don't get it. I don't understand it as much as you don't understand me, I think.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me.