I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.

Oprah's quitting in 2011. Now we know why the Mayans ended their calendar in 2012

A lot of people come to L.A. looking for something. What I came here for, I realize now, is to be okay with myself.

Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me.

Pies were invented 12,000 years ago by the Egyptians. It was an easy way to preserve food that would be carried over long distances. They were like ancient Slim Jims.

Scotland is a much lighter and more fun place than I thought it was. I was miserable when I was there. But it wasn't Scotland's fault. It was my circumstances. I was - I hate to say the word humbled - but that's what it felt like. I was wrong about this place. This is a great place full of very fun people.

Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing.