I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.

It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television.

Last night on the show I had Olympics fever. Unfortunately, it's getting worse. That's not good. I have to call my doctor if my torch burns for more than four hours.

If the Fed ceases hiking, against the backdrop of still rising commodity prices, then the Australian dollar will have few reasons for resisting any topside advances.

Fat is where comedy is stored.

I always appreciated my teachers. When I was 16, I gave them the greatest gift I could think of. I dropped out of school.

I only like sports that Bond villains played.