The idea of having Australians upset at me is just awful.

Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut.

Betty White met with President Obama at the White House. President Obama invited Betty personally because she's great with animals. And the president's still having a tough time house-training Joe Biden.

I know that's not the right accent, but I can't do the right accent. It's either the wrong accent or another Octomom joke.

Every year there's a jury at the Cannes Film Festival. Getting on the jury is very competitive in France. Not because the French love cinema, but because they love to judge.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

Is it really that important? It's just television, for God's sake. It's not medicine or something.