The idea of having Australians upset at me is just awful.

Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut.

The White House announced plans to begin normalizing relations with Cuba - this as we're awkwardizing relations with Russia.

Ocean's 13 is all about cool people having a good time, and who doesn't want to see that? Well you, apparantly, 'cause you're watching me.

By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!

If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me.

After all this time I found that the novel is in fact punk rock.