Some people watching CNN were so shocked they started rioting. No, I'm kidding. No one watches CNN.
Craig FergusonI dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'
Craig FergusonThe Bible has been through at least half a dozen translations by the time you read it. Plus, when the word of God is infected by the hand of man, that is, written down, it is tainted.
Craig Ferguson