The first ads for medical marijuana have started airing on television in California. The ads are quite expensive. It costs a lot of money to buy 30 seconds during 'Spongebob Squarepants.'

I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.

A dozen swimming events have already been completed in the Olympic competition. I wonder where they got the name 'Speedo.' It doesn't sound like a bathing suit, it sounds like a breakfast cereal for meth addicts.

I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I'm lost.

That's why Credit card companies are evil. Are they sponsoring the show tonight? ... They are Evil.

A friend of mine that I was in a band with started me on Kafka, which in turn led to Camus and Sartre.

I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't.