A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel.
Craig FergusonDuring the cold war, West Berlin was an exclave - a tiny outpost of liberalism surrounded by people who want to crush it. It was like Austin, Texas.
Craig FergusonI hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained.
Craig FergusonSelf help books are pointless. Here's something for you... Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and self help books are from Uranus.
Craig Ferguson