Ocean's 13 is all about cool people having a good time, and who doesn't want to see that? Well you, apparantly, 'cause you're watching me.

I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.

I don't see my show as a stepping stone to something else like some people, who get a job then have a foot out the door looking for their next job.

I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.

At CBS, I’m in your house. I’m mindful of that. When I do standup, you’re in my home and I can say what I want to.

I don't get emails from my corporate overlords.

The views expressed by Me are in no way endorsed by CBS any of its allied companies or in fact Me.