The rain is giving much needed relief to California's crops. By that I mean 'marijuana.'

According to a new study, our email is not as safe as we thought. How do they know this? They've been reading my email.

I used to believe, like many people who come from poor backgrounds, that it gave me an edge, but I think that's just something we have to tell ourselves to get by sometimes. I don't believe that anymore. Children of privilege can be just as talented and clever as anybody else.

It's tricky turning a book into a movie. Sometimes people love the book so much that no adaptation lives up to what they imagined. You can avoid that disappointment by never, ever reading books.

It 's the time of year when Canadians mate.

I didn't flee a dictator or swim an ocean to be an American like some do. I just thought long and hard about it.

Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van?