It's tricky turning a book into a movie. Sometimes people love the book so much that no adaptation lives up to what they imagined. You can avoid that disappointment by never, ever reading books.

These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room of drunk midgets.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

....maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun.

When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die.

I know the fashion is that everything is fair game [for comedy material] but I don't believe that.

Laughter separates us from despair and gives us a chance at love.