Nothing says romance like hobos, martyrs and decapitations.
Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.
I only like sports that Bond villains played.
Self help books are pointless. Here's something for you... Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and self help books are from Uranus.
I think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling.
From this moment on I'd dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could possibly go wrong?