Be careful who you choose as your hero or who you choose to deify, be it Clay Aiken or Barack Obama. You put all you're hope and all your dreams and all your ideas about stuff into one human being. They're a human being they're going to let you down. You can't make someone your hero because of something you read on the internet. The internet is not a source of information it is a source of disinformation.

I proved to my own satisfaction that I am madder than I think.

If you watch cooking shows on cable, they have lots of British people. Because when you think good cooking, you immediately think Britain.

I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.

Bush's memoir is 512 pages. To be fair, 200 of those pages are just games and puzzles.

The Universe is very, very big.

It 's the time of year when Canadians mate.