Be careful who you choose as your hero or who you choose to deify, be it Clay Aiken or Barack Obama. You put all you're hope and all your dreams and all your ideas about stuff into one human being. They're a human being they're going to let you down. You can't make someone your hero because of something you read on the internet. The internet is not a source of information it is a source of disinformation.

It turns out that speeding irresponsibly in a large truck, placing personal wealth ahead of the welfare of others, is one of the greatest sins in the Universe.

I realized women and humor were linked very closely.

This is my first week as an American citizen. It's amazing. Now I can vote in the general election - and for American Idol.

Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut.

I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.

Historically, when Americans don't know what to do next, they go to Paris. Benjamin Franklin is like: 'What am I going to do now? I'll go to Paris!'