It 's the time of year when Canadians mate.

Valentine's Day is celebrated a little differently here in L.A. Nobody eats chocolate because of the calories, so people give each other tofu-shaped boxes filled with bean curd. Then they fantasize about what their Pilates instructor would be like if he was straight.

World War Z is out today. The big zombie movie. The trailer looks scary. You see hordes of bodies climbing and rolling over each other. It's like Black Friday at the mall.

The rain is giving much needed relief to California's crops. By that I mean 'marijuana.'

I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.

I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do.

Last night on the show I had Olympics fever. Unfortunately, it's getting worse. That's not good. I have to call my doctor if my torch burns for more than four hours.