Confession is a sacred rite enhanced by allegory, exaggeration, and lies.

It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?

Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell said recently that Hollywood needs to re-evaluate what they're doing because movies these days are all filled with gay sex and extramarital affairs. And I thought, 'Have fun in Congress then.

Don't protest outside of a rich man's house in the daytime, you'll just scare the maid, and that's Arnold Schwarzenegger's job.

Love at first sight is not rare, in fact it is extremely common, it happens to some people a few times a year. The feeling of what if when meeting the eyes of a stranger can be love unrecognized.

Oprah's quitting in 2011. Now we know why the Mayans ended their calendar in 2012

I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer -- I'm a dragon irritater.