Confession is a sacred rite enhanced by allegory, exaggeration, and lies.

I did have a love for literature that overpowered my hatred of the people who taught it, and I think because I had no respect for the teachers, their attitude didn't poison the writing that I was discovering for myself.

....maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun.

I've got young kids, so it suits me to do a job which keeps me in town right now.

Oprah's quitting in 2011. Now we know why the Mayans ended their calendar in 2012

If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in.

So far rich people have been very quiet about the possibility of getting taxes raised on them, but that doesn't mean they won't get mad about it, it just means they don't know about it. Because it takes a while for bad news to reach a rich person. First their accountant has to tell the butler, who has to tell the servant, who wouldn't dare interrupt their game of croquet.