Scotland is a much lighter and more fun place than I thought it was. I was miserable when I was there. But it wasn't Scotland's fault. It was my circumstances. I was - I hate to say the word humbled - but that's what it felt like. I was wrong about this place. This is a great place full of very fun people.

The sexy magazine in Britain in that time was called Club International. Club International: It was about as international as the International House of Pancakes. It should have been called Naked Cockney Girls with Scurvy.

It's a great day for America, everybody! It's Monday, woo.

You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry about it, so you worry about other stuff.

I know the fashion is that everything is fair game [for comedy material] but I don't believe that.

I don't see my show as a stepping stone to something else like some people, who get a job then have a foot out the door looking for their next job.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.