People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid.

I don't know much about the Supreme Court. If it's anything like the Supreme Taco, it's like a regular court, but with extra sour cream.

Is it really that important? It's just television, for God's sake. It's not medicine or something.

Every year there's a jury at the Cannes Film Festival. Getting on the jury is very competitive in France. Not because the French love cinema, but because they love to judge.

Time is only linear for engineers and referees.

I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't.

Why don't they allow professional wrestling at the Olympics? They allow pro basketball players and hockey players. Olympic pro wrestling would be awesome. The team from Mexico could wear those Mr. X masks. The French wrestler could hit his opponent with a baguette. Or perhaps just surrender.