I found out it is just as hard to make a movie that you are not proud of as it is to make one you love.

The Universe is very, very big. It also loves a paradox. For example, it has some extremely strict rules. Rule number one: Nothing lasts forever. Not you or your family or your house or your planet or the sun. It is an absolute rule. Therefore when someone says that their love will never die, it means that their love is not real, for everything that is real dies. Rule number two: Everything lasts forever.

I don't like my politicians entertaining me and I don't like my entertainers politicianing me.

Al Qaeda has declared war on the Somali pirates. That is awesome! Evil against evil. Like Alien versus Predator or Cheney versus his lawyer.

According to a new study, our email is not as safe as we thought. How do they know this? They've been reading my email.

The devil is not abroad at night in the form of a cat or a wolf or any other animal. He lives eternally in the hearts of men.

I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.