I found out it is just as hard to make a movie that you are not proud of as it is to make one you love.

People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning.

Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.

Alcohol ruined me financially and morally, broke my heart and the hearts of too many others. Even though it did this to me and it almost killed me and I haven't touched a drop of it in seventeen years, sometimes I wonder if I could get away with drinking some now. I totally subscribe to the notion that alcoholism is a mental illness because thinking like that is clearly insane.

Scientists say over the next hundred years, the coast of California will sink almost five feet. So the presidential candidates need to do something. Mitt Romney is conflicted. On one hand, he denies that global warming exists. But if California is under water, he would definitely win the next election.

I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.

My father had a very unusual psychic ability, he could detect water. It's called divining. He would use a Y-shaped U-branch, and he could find water with that, which is a very impressive skill in a country where it rains 365 days of the year.