My job is to find the politicians and the presidents and the pompous people who are telling other people how to live, powerful, visible creatures and ... go at them.

The truth is, you win the Lotto. That's really how you have to approach it. You're a lottery winner when you get a sitcom and it goes.

Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people.

The views expressed by Me are in no way endorsed by CBS any of its allied companies or in fact Me.

My pilot's license. I'm proud of that.

They've found a link between chemicals in shampoo and obesity. If you're eating shampoo, your weight is the least of your concerns.

I'm always a bit shy around evil people.