At CBS, I’m in your house. I’m mindful of that. When I do standup, you’re in my home and I can say what I want to.

When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die.

Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken. Infallibility is a sin in any man. All laws can be broken and are. Often.

I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.

I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.

According to a new study, our email is not as safe as we thought. How do they know this? They've been reading my email.

World War Z is out today. The big zombie movie. The trailer looks scary. You see hordes of bodies climbing and rolling over each other. It's like Black Friday at the mall.