At CBS, I’m in your house. I’m mindful of that. When I do standup, you’re in my home and I can say what I want to.

The Danes are causing a bit of trouble. The kingdom of Denmark claimed the North Pole as their own. Hey, you can't just reach out and take something if you want it, Denmark. That's Russia's job.

The meeting with Prince William took place at the White House because Prince William wanted to see where the president spent his days, but the golf course was covered in snow.

A new restaurant here in Southern California requires women to wear high heels. I'm outraged! This is sexist! Why just the women?

I do love America. And LA is a very short commute to America its like half an hour on the plane.

I just do my thing and try each show to be more honest about why I am and who I am. It's quite tricky and actually nerve-racking to do that. It's kind of a happy train wreck.

If it doesn't work, at least it will be an interesting train wreck.