If you can't trust, you can't be trustworthy.
I proved to my own satisfaction that I am madder than I think.
Time is only linear for engineers and referees.
I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don't care for it.
I aim to please. I'm nothing if not a vaudevillian.
Ratings experts say the best way to get people to watch during sweeps is to leave the audience with a question that won't be answered until the next time the show is on. You know, like Who shot J.R.? I like to think I do this every night - the question is, Is this show still on?