If you know anything about me - and, if you do, I'm sorry that your life turned out like that.

Occasionally, when I lived in London, I would have sex with a girl from an aristocratic family. I always enjoyed doing to them what their ancestors did to my country.

All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals.

A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel.

I don't think of myself of a late-show host any more than I think of myself of a game-show host. I mean, I've done both, I've been an actor. I'm just kind of a carny, that's it.

I was 15 years old when I was in this band; we were called Stag. We used to wear spandex pants and no underwear - we looked like marbles smugglers.

It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear.