I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

At CBS, I’m in your house. I’m mindful of that. When I do standup, you’re in my home and I can say what I want to.

I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.

You know who sang at Rush Limbaugh's wedding? Elton John! According to Rush, gay people can sing at weddings. Just not their own.

It's a great day for Sarah Palin. She was hired as a commentator for Fox News. She signed a multi-year contract, which means she'll probably quit after a year.

...slow down and self-edit and ask yourself the three things you must always ask yourself before you say anything: "Does this need to be said?" "Does this need to be said by me?" "Does this need to be said by me now?"

They've found a link between chemicals in shampoo and obesity. If you're eating shampoo, your weight is the least of your concerns.