Strange star-like object over Oslo right before Obama arrives. A gift of a golden medal given by a group of wise men... Nah.

I became a terrible drunk or alcoholic - or a good one depending on your point of view.

I don't like the whole blowing the candles out ritual... blowing their germs all over the cake. If I want to catch something on my birthday. I don't want it to be from the cake. If you know what I'm saying.

I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.

Every day I ran to that book like it was a bottle of whiskey and crawled inside because it was a world that I had at least some control over, and slowly, in time, it began to take shape.

All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals.

I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.