All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals.

I can't wait to see the debate between Ryan and Joe Biden. Biden is said to be already trying out different strategies. So far the one that Obama likes is where Biden pretends to have food poisoning and they cancel the debate.

I had lived in fear of the fabled terrifying visions that assail chronic drinkers, but which had not yet attacked me.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

There's going to be a new cable-TV channel for dogs. Dogs don't even watch TV. But the schedule came out today. And they've got great shows, like Barks & Recreation and Game of Bones.

I think sometimes that people think brave means not being afraid, which of course it doesn't mean that at all. It means that you're afraid, but you move past that and do it anyway, do what you think is right.

I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.