All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals.

For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful - the politicians, the Trumps, the blowhards - going after them. We shouldn't be attacking the vulnerable.

Twas the night before Thanksgiving.

My father had a very unusual psychic ability, he could detect water. It's called divining. He would use a Y-shaped U-branch, and he could find water with that, which is a very impressive skill in a country where it rains 365 days of the year.

Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.

Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.

Is it really that important? It's just television, for God's sake. It's not medicine or something.