I'm careful with money.

Now, I know Obama was trying to take the long view, but talking about solar energy in the middle of the oil spill is like watching your house engulfed in flames and saying, 'We really should change the curtains.'

A number of U.S. colleges are going to start having dorms for alcoholics. I believe those are called dorms.

I enjoy bathing, as many Europeans don't.

Being guilty tends to engender feelings of guilt.

That's here on CBS, where the 'C' stands for 'Classy' and the 'BS' speaks for itself.

With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying.