The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.
Craig FergusonThat's why Credit card companies are evil. Are they sponsoring the show tonight? ... They are Evil.
Craig FergusonI don't know how much of a natural human I am. Y'know, the truth is, I never set out to do that, and I don't think of myself like that. I don't think like that. It's not really about promotion - I don't really understand the idea of promotion, talking to a camera for more money. That's just money. And I like money, don't get me wrong. I don't know. I don't get it. I don't understand it as much as you don't understand me, I think.
Craig Ferguson