It's a great day for America, everybody! It's Monday, woo.

That's here on CBS, where the 'C' stands for 'Classy' and the 'BS' speaks for itself.

I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.

Friday's turmoil in global markets looks set to continue to exert a dominant force on the foreign exchange markets. The usual trend when U.S. stocks fall is that the U.S. dollar suffers.

There's going to be a new cable-TV channel for dogs. Dogs don't even watch TV. But the schedule came out today. And they've got great shows, like Barks & Recreation and Game of Bones.

Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.

It's a great day for America, everybody! It's Monday, woo.