There's a commercial break coming and I'm very excited about it and you know why? Because that's what keeps daddy in suits.

I try and live my life in bite-size chunks.

Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing.

President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it’s not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He filed the paperwork, redesigned his website, and printed another fake birth certificate.

I didn't flee a dictator or swim an ocean to be an American like some do. I just thought long and hard about it.

All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals.

Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.