There's a commercial break coming and I'm very excited about it and you know why? Because that's what keeps daddy in suits.

Betty White met with President Obama at the White House. President Obama invited Betty personally because she's great with animals. And the president's still having a tough time house-training Joe Biden.

Being guilty tends to engender feelings of guilt.

Democrats are calling Christine O'Donnell 'the Sarah Palin of the East.' Really? She's a loud, emotionally unstable woman from Delaware. That's not Sarah Palin, that's Joe Biden.

Today Prince William went to Washington, D.C., and he met with President Obama. He said, 'It feels weird being in the White House because I'm not an American.' And then Prince William said, 'Yeah, me too.'

Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.

I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.