If you can't trust, you can't be trustworthy.

Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde is a metaphor for alcoholism. He drinks a potion, becomes a monster. I know exactly how he feels.

The three drunkest cities in America: Fresno, Riverside, and whatever Mel Gibson is driving through.

Oh Satan you're a wily one.

A new study says by 2030 household robots will dominate every phase of our lives. The study says the No. 1 field for robot growth is medicine. That makes sense. Robots already perform well in surgery. That is, until there is a power outage. Then it's just a coat rack leaning over you as you bleed to death.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

You clap. The Censor wakes up. We all get into trouble.