In Washington, the U.S. House passed a bill unanimously. Every single member of both parties voted for it. What was it? To deny Social Security benefits to Nazis. So from now on, no SS for the SS.
Craig FergusonAccording to a new study, our email is not as safe as we thought. How do they know this? They've been reading my email.
Craig FergusonStrange star-like object over Oslo right before Obama arrives. A gift of a golden medal given by a group of wise men... Nah.
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