Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing.

I came to America, and I made good. It's an old story, but it hasn't been told in a long time. Usually, it's, 'I'm an immigrant, I came here and got persecuted.' My story is I came here, I worked hard, and it worked out all right. So it's still available.

Being guilty tends to engender feelings of guilt.

Last night on the show I had Olympics fever. Unfortunately, it's getting worse. That's not good. I have to call my doctor if my torch burns for more than four hours.

You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.

You gotta laugh because if you didn't you'd cry

The devil is not abroad at night in the form of a cat or a wolf or any other animal. He lives eternally in the hearts of men.