You know who they're blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people.
Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.
It 's the time of year when Canadians mate.
It's all about the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.
Former president George W. Bush released his new memoir. By the way, 'memoir' is just a fancy word for 'a bunch of stuff that happened to me.
You know who sang at Rush Limbaugh's wedding? Elton John! According to Rush, gay people can sing at weddings. Just not their own.