Appear tougher or cooler or funnier than you feel and there is a chance you'll make it.

Oprah's quitting in 2011. Now we know why the Mayans ended their calendar in 2012

I would prefer as a viewer to watch the mistakes. I am my own blooper reel, as it happens.

I think I'll be Scottish in every movie I write. They always try to talk me out of it, but Woody Allen is always a nebbish New Yorker. Why shouldn't I be a goofy Glaswegian?

A dozen swimming events have already been completed in the Olympic competition. I wonder where they got the name 'Speedo.' It doesn't sound like a bathing suit, it sounds like a breakfast cereal for meth addicts.

I always appreciated my teachers. When I was 16, I gave them the greatest gift I could think of. I dropped out of school.

You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor.