Apple released the upgraded version of the iPhone 4, called the iPhone 4S. I think the S stands for suckers.

Technically my dog's naked most of the time. Except halloween, when I dress him up as Liza Minelli.

I always appreciated my teachers. When I was 16, I gave them the greatest gift I could think of. I dropped out of school.

I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a minute - if I can stop doing this, what are the possibilities?' And slowly it dawned on me that it was maybe worth the risk.

Time is only linear for engineers and referees.

Self help books are pointless. Here's something for you... Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and self help books are from Uranus.

I don't know how much of a natural human I am. Y'know, the truth is, I never set out to do that, and I don't think of myself like that. I don't think like that. It's not really about promotion - I don't really understand the idea of promotion, talking to a camera for more money. That's just money. And I like money, don't get me wrong. I don't know. I don't get it. I don't understand it as much as you don't understand me, I think.