Apple released the upgraded version of the iPhone 4, called the iPhone 4S. I think the S stands for suckers.

I just do my thing and try each show to be more honest about why I am and who I am. It's quite tricky and actually nerve-racking to do that. It's kind of a happy train wreck.

I became a terrible drunk or alcoholic - or a good one depending on your point of view.

I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.

The Afghan government is as corrupt as a prostitute with a law degree.

The first day of spring is known as the vernal equinox. The equinox is special. It only happens twice a year, like a good night in ratings for NBC.

I found out it is just as hard to make a movie that you are not proud of as it is to make one you love.