Apple released the upgraded version of the iPhone 4, called the iPhone 4S. I think the S stands for suckers.

I've been running my whole life. Running into bars, running around the world. But when you have a child, you can't run. That was a revelation.

I watched the Republican debate. At one point, the candidates said there are no classes in America, a point then hotly debated by all six rich white guys that were there.

It's a book. It's mine. And it's done.

People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid.

I don't like the whole blowing the candles out ritual... blowing their germs all over the cake. If I want to catch something on my birthday. I don't want it to be from the cake. If you know what I'm saying.

My job is to find the politicians and the presidents and the pompous people who are telling other people how to live, powerful, visible creatures and ... go at them.