The only thing that I would say to anyone doing late night shows is - it took me a couple years then - but when you leave the studio, it's over. That's what you really have to do. After a long time, I would be like, "Maybe I shouldn't have said this," or "Maybe I shouldn't have shown this." But eventually, I got to, "Ah, f - k it." That's what it was that night, tomorrow's the next night.

Former president George W. Bush released his new memoir. By the way, 'memoir' is just a fancy word for 'a bunch of stuff that happened to me.

I would prefer as a viewer to watch the mistakes. I am my own blooper reel, as it happens.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

I don't like the whole blowing the candles out ritual... blowing their germs all over the cake. If I want to catch something on my birthday. I don't want it to be from the cake. If you know what I'm saying.

If you can't trust, you can't be trustworthy.

There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin.