I have no ambitions beyond being comfortable in what I do for a living - and earning a living.

Being guilty tends to engender feelings of guilt.

A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel.

Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.

If you know anything about me - and, if you do, I'm sorry that your life turned out like that.

I had lived in fear of the fabled terrifying visions that assail chronic drinkers, but which had not yet attacked me.

Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else.