I have no ambitions beyond being comfortable in what I do for a living - and earning a living.

Cannabis always made me paranoid; I felt like people were watching me. And now I'm sober, and I've got this talk show in the middle of the night on CBS, and I now know that no one is watching me.

The devil is not abroad at night in the form of a cat or a wolf or any other animal. He lives eternally in the hearts of men.

Saudia Arabia takes in half a trillion dollars every year in oil revenue, and the country has a population smaller than New York state, but when your system of government is an eleventh century monarchy, someone's going to end up poor, and it's not gonna be the guy whose first name is King.

Oh Satan you're a wily one.

Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.

I didn't flee a dictator or swim an ocean to be an American like some do. I just thought long and hard about it.