I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained.

I'm so excited about the new iPad, I just iPeed my iPants.

They say give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. But teach a man to fish and he'll get his own show on the Discovery Channel.

Self help books are pointless. Here's something for you... Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and self help books are from Uranus.

You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor.

I have no ambitions beyond being comfortable in what I do for a living - and earning a living.

Today Monopoly added a new game piece: the cat. The new piece was chosen after weeks of online voting. Is that a surprise? Whenever there's a vote for something on the Internet, the cat always wins.