I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained.

In the past I've been hard on the vegans. I've called them Prius-driving fascists, but now I am one of them. I have been turned to the dark side.

I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.

I realized women and humor were linked very closely.

If you know anything about me - and, if you do, I'm sorry that your life turned out like that.

Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.

I watched the Republican debate. At one point, the candidates said there are no classes in America, a point then hotly debated by all six rich white guys that were there.