Lance Armstrong admitted he used performance-enhancing drugs throughout his career. He confessed in front of the most respected judge in the land, Oprah Winfrey.

Lance Armstrong admitted he used performance-enhancing drugs throughout his career. He confessed in front of the most respected judge in the land, Oprah Winfrey.

I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.

By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!

All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals.

The idea of having Australians upset at me is just awful.

I felt that, as time went on, an audience gets to know you and in a weird way, you kind of feel like you get to know the audience a little bit. When I'm doing stand-up gigs now, I feel like I'm doing gigs in front of people I know. I think that's the result of doing late-night shows for so long.