Lance Armstrong admitted he used performance-enhancing drugs throughout his career. He confessed in front of the most respected judge in the land, Oprah Winfrey.

A new restaurant here in Southern California requires women to wear high heels. I'm outraged! This is sexist! Why just the women?

After all this time I found that the novel is in fact punk rock.

Being guilty tends to engender feelings of guilt.

It's Earth Day today. Let me tell you something about polar bears. They're endangered but you have to be careful because a polar bear is one of the few animals that will stalk a human. If you go to where polar bears live, it might stalk you and when you're on the plane going home, it might be behind you reading.

If you know anything about me - and, if you do, I'm sorry that your life turned out like that.

Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.