I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California.

Bush said the unemployment situation is turning around. Last week alone, 5,000 people started working for John Kerry.

Apparently, six women claim that Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them while working on his movies. Hats off to these women who admit they worked on Arnold's movies.

Howard Dean is narrowing the field of potential running mates. It's down to Mike Tyson or Bobby Knight.

President Bush announced a billion dollar mission to the moon and Mars. He came up with a snappy new slogan - to drill where no man has drilled before.

I enjoyed retirement the right way linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

You may have heard this, that NASA discovered water on Mars When he heard about the water on Mars, President Bush said, 'Is it regular or unleaded?'