I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California.

President Bush is in the hot seat over Iraqi pre-war intelligence. Remember the good ol' days when the only thing the president was trying to cover up was a stain?

In a new poll 54 percent believed President Bush exaggerated the size of Iraq's missile threat. Hey, he's a guy.

Today, John Kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500B deficit. John Kerry has a plan, he's going to put it on his wife's Gold Card.

While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.

Larry Flynt, running for governor of California. His goal - change our state bird to the spread eagle.

My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'