I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California.

Singer Boy Dylan was stopped at his own sow by security guards who failed to recognize the singer. Asked to comment, Dylan replied, 'I can hardly blame them. Look at me.'

I don't want to scare anybody here but we just received word from police that Howard Dean is loose and may be armed with a microphone.

The prison scandal is really hurting President Bush's poll numbers. In fact, I hear he's already working on his concession smirk.

John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle.

Howard Dean is narrowing the field of potential running mates. It's down to Mike Tyson or Bobby Knight.

President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up.