There has been no electricity in Baghdad for a week and the people are angry. You would be angry too if you couldn't watch your brand new stolen TV.

This is so weird. I saw the new John Kerry campaign commercial and he says, 'I'm John Kerry and I approve of this message - if I have one.'

I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California.

Howard Dean is narrowing the field of potential running mates. It's down to Mike Tyson or Bobby Knight.

Ironically, the possibility that the president dodged his military service has increased his approval ratings with Democrats by 80 percent.

Boeing is working on an invisible fighter jet so nobody can see who's flying it. Didn't George Bush fly this in the National Guard, I believe?

There are 300,000 new jobs and Bush said he's confused, 'Can I take credit for good news that I didn't even make up?'