There has been no electricity in Baghdad for a week and the people are angry. You would be angry too if you couldn't watch your brand new stolen TV.

The prison scandal is really hurting President Bush's poll numbers. In fact, I hear he's already working on his concession smirk.

I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed.

I don't want to scare anybody here but we just received word from police that Howard Dean is loose and may be armed with a microphone.

Our top story, in 'Threat Matrix Reloaded' news ... Attorney General John Ashcroft and FBI Director Robert Muller held a press conference today to announce that Al Qaeda is planning attacks somewhere inside the United States at sometime in the future. So go about your normal lives, but with a vague sense of foreboding.

I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.

While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.