As the Democrats get revved up at their convention in Boston, President Bush is fighting back the only way he knows how: by going on vacation! Ah, it's nice to take a rest, replenish your supply of smirks. The vacation was expected, because Bush traditionally takes a month off every summer to relax and avoid reading National Security Warnings.

Ironically, the possibility that the president dodged his military service has increased his approval ratings with Democrats by 80 percent.

Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoir has come out. So much of her personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want to sleep with an intern.

Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place.

Critics say Arnold has no previous government experience, but advisers say he's clearly the most qualified Austrian, ex-Mr. Universe in the race.

My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'

Martha Stewart was convicted of four counts of lying and obstruction of justice and could serve up to 20 years in Congress.