Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.

President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers.

Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place.

You may have heard this, that NASA discovered water on Mars When he heard about the water on Mars, President Bush said, 'Is it regular or unleaded?'

The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on.

John Kerry announced his plan for how to handle those poor naked prisoners. His wife is going to buy them all a $1,000 Armani suit.

Saddam Hussein is about to face trial and George Bush wants to execute him. Not because of the war crimes, but because Saddam is beating him in the polls.