Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.

A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness... from all the free drinks.

It's not a big part, ... I wheel in an ultrasound machine and say to Taylor's gynecologist, 'If you have a problem with it, just give it a light tap on the side.' Then they hand me a urine sample, and I put it up to the light and say 'Hmm, looks pretty healthy, but I'll check.'

Larry Flynt, running for governor of California. His goal - change our state bird to the spread eagle.

Over ten thousand people have signed a petition to recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I'm sorry, that is next year's joke.

Bush said the unemployment situation is turning around. Last week alone, 5,000 people started working for John Kerry.

I have a wonderful respect for old people.