Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.

My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'

A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness... from all the free drinks.

President Bush is in the hot seat over Iraqi pre-war intelligence. Remember the good ol' days when the only thing the president was trying to cover up was a stain?

Singer Boy Dylan was stopped at his own sow by security guards who failed to recognize the singer. Asked to comment, Dylan replied, 'I can hardly blame them. Look at me.'

While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.

Maria Shriver is credited with helping Arnold win by standing by him despite allegations of groping. She had to stand by him cause Arnold had a vice grip on her left ass cheek.