President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers.

A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness... from all the free drinks.

In Louisiana, President Bush met with over 15,000 National Guard troops. Here's the weird part, nobody remembers seeing him there.

California's economy is declining so rapidly that candidates are asking 'Are you better off now then you were four minutes ago?'

There are 300,000 new jobs and Bush said he's confused, 'Can I take credit for good news that I didn't even make up?'

I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California.

Lot of people wondering if John Kerry supports gay marriages. Here's a hint ... he gets $1,000 haircuts.